Directed by Justin Anderson

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]]> http://memonkeygirl.wordpress.com/2010/02/14/give-a-fuck-ometer/feed/ 0 memonkeygirl tumblr_kwydbvvBG21qz7lxdo1_400 http://memonkeygirl.wordpress.com/2010/02/14/i-dreamt-i-was-swimming-with-sharks/ http://memonkeygirl.wordpress.com/2010/02/14/i-dreamt-i-was-swimming-with-sharks/#comments Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:18:19 +0000 memonkeygirl http://memonkeygirl.wordpress.com/?p=587 ]]> it was all really beautiful right up until the bite.

silly girl. what was i thinking?

“The Toby Dye directed video features former porn star, Georgina Spelvin, and her candid look on filming the infamous adult film, The Devil in Miss Jones. Original shots of the 73 hit (NSFW) are interlaced with Spelvins honest take on her physical and emotional state during the production of the film nearly forty years ago.”

Whilst studying the film genre of Porn Internationale
I have concluded that the Germans came on top,
when it came to soundtracks.

Studies also suggest that the golden era of 68-72,
created a wealth of trippy plotlines and bushy body hair.
The muff and tash are resplendent in their finest of glories throughout this period,
and coupled with the fine orchestral works of Manfred Hubler & Siegfried Schwab,
a certain cheesy sleaze factor was evident that is unlikely to ever be reproduced.

Scientific studies proved that women were far more likely to have lustful thoughts
and engage in sexually devious activities after watching porn from this era, than
much of the modern works subsequently produced.

Aural stimulation was a key factor in the sleaze enhancement for women,
with a more slutty demeanour becoming apparent after less than 60 seconds of exposure.
Men however were more notably aroused with oral stimulation, and requiring only 10
seconds before apparent arousal was detected.

My studies have led me to conclude that the seminal work by Jesus Franco,
Vampyros Lesbos, is most likely to tick all the arousal boxes necessary to
induce  wanton behaviour from the most placid of ladies.
If, however, the lady in question had a background in LSD and a slightly warped appetite for oddity and arousal, one may find themselves camped out all weekend with nothing but pizza, popcorn and porn on the menu.

Soundtrack – Countdown to nothing

Soundtrack – Droge CX9

German Trailer

Bimey. Peter Powell was a total wet blanket wasn’t he?

Facebook, for all it’s crappiness, is nice when an old mate posts some youtube links

It’s been a while since I ventured into the Cumberland Arms,
and it seemed as beardie and woolly as usual, until
the barman wandered by asking who the French Fries were for.

French Fries? In the Cumberland Arms?

This from a pub with sword dancing plaques on the wall?

I blame the French, and of course the Americans,
and of course hippes everywhere. That one is global.